Saturday, March 20, 2010
you are alone for the weekend, you are doing the dishes and your wedding ring slips off and falls down the disposal. you reach in to get it and while fishing around your other hand hits the switch and it grinds your hand up. you can barely move from the blood loss. there is a big hail and wind storm and you hear something crash through the basement window. a few hours later you are laying on the floor trying to get the streangth to get to a phone. you reach the phone and find the lines are dead. a family of killer quail has found the open window and come in for shelter. they have just been bitten by vampire frogs and they finish the transformation in your basement then come up stairs attracted by the scent of blood. you are lying on the floor watching viscous killer vampire quail coming over the top stair. the end.